Talking Clocks, Alarms, Books, Toys & Dictionaries

The Gong Talk (Joke)?

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends one night, drunk, went to his bedroom, where he a large brass gong. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It is a talking clock," said the drunk. "A talking clock? Really? Asked his astonished friend." Yes, "replied the drunk." What work? " The second question asked, squinting at him. "Watch," replied the drunk. He grabbed a hammer, gave him a ear shattering pound and stepped ago. The three stood looking at each other for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey asshole! Is three ten!"

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Talking Clock Pirates of the Caribbean

American Innovative Teach Me Time Talking Alarm Clock and Nightlight American Innovative was founded to pursue the development of innovative new products that should exist, but don't. "Products that make sense" is our motto and the execution of this philosophy can be seen throughout the company's product line. Teach me Time! is the educational bedside clock that advances as your child grows. From ages 3-5 Teach me Time!'s color-changing nightlight teaches kids to s...

Moshi Elite Speak n Set Voice Activated Desk Clock (AC/DC) $39.95 Sure, there are other talking clocks out there. The Moshi Voice Control (VC) Alarm Clock, however, is not a talking clock. The Moshi VC Alarm Clock is the first 'listening clock' that allows you set the time and alarm by your voice alone. With the Moshi Voice Control (VC) Alarm Clock, you can ask for the time while getting ready in the bathroom, set the alarm or turn off the alarm without moving...

Barbie Hour Garden Talking Alarm Clock with AM/FM Radio and Nightlight $19.95 The Barbie Hour Garden Talking Alarm Clock with AM/FM Radio and Flower Petal Nightlight lets girls rise and shine with Barbie. It features a "wake up to Barbie's voice" function featuring four friendly phrases. The alarm clock also features a large glitter-filled, pink flower petal nightlight with easy on/off switch. The gemstone fun button also activates a Barbie sound chip, letting your child he...

The Hudsucker Proxy $4.45 The Coen brothers (Raising Arizona, Fargo) have become the most consistently original filmmakers in the land. In a salute/reworking of the fast-talking comedies of the '40s, we follow Norville Barnes (Tim Robbins) and his amazing rise to the top. But he's only a puppet for the evil Sidney J. Mussburger (Paul Newman), who wants the company for himself. The Coens' design is the real star, and their ...

Apalachian Bluegrass Legacy Track Listings 1. Whiskey Before Breakfast :: Red Smiley, Red Smiley & the Bluegrass Cut-Ups, Clarence "Tater" Tate 2. Black Jack Davy :: Jim Greer & The Mac-O-Chee Valley Folks 3. Picture on the Wall :: Hylo Brown & The Timberliners 4. Down in the Willow Garden :: Jim McCall, Stoney Mountain Boys, Earl Taylor 5. Black Mountain Rag :: Curley Fox 6. Mountain Dew :: Jack Casey 7. Sitting' on...

Datexx Talking Clock and LED Flashlight - LED45 $12.99 This unique talking clock will light up automatically when you pick it up. Simply touch the top cap and you will hear the time and temperature. If that weren't enough, it's also a handy flashlight for emergencies, or just for those late night wanderings. Pick it up , it will light up automatically. Put it down ,it is off .Works like your refrigerator door. Never have to worry about changing batt...

Spiderman Talking Musical Animated Lamp $88.50 SPIDERMAN TALKING MUSICAL LAMP Colorful decorator table lamp with Spidey crouched atop a building rooftop, looking ready to spring into action. A rotating light show of Spiderman action images is projected onto the lamp shade. Red, white and blue lights are in front of the detailed Spiderman figure. These lights can also be used as a night light. Spiderman theme song music plays and lights fla...

Disney Fairy Tinkerbell Animated Lamp Disney Fairy Tinkerbell Animated Lamp...

MedCenter Monthly Medication System with Reminder Alarm $60.99 Doctors & Pharmacists agree that taking medications on a set schedule is crucial for managing your health. With the Med Center System, taking your medications on schedule, everyday becomes a party of your daily routine. HOW DOES IT WORK? Set up to 4 Daily Alarms to alert you when your medication is due. A repeating friendly reminder notifies you of the time, the date and which daily dose to take. ...

Medcenter Talking Alarm Clock & Medication Reminder $26.30 MedCenter Talking Alarm Clock The "Take Your Pills" Talking Alarm Clock alerts users when it's time to take their medication with a friendly female voice up to 4 times daily. Features: Talking Alarm alerts users when it's time to take their medication Alarm sounds periodically until special 'alarm acknowledged' button is pressed Loud and Extra Loud sound settings ensure the alarm is heard ...