ladies talking watch
How often such things happen .. Two Ladies Talking in Heaven?
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How do you die? 1 the woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It was not that bad. After leaving the trembling cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. Do you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found all by himself in the studio watching television. 1st woman: So what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running around the house future. I ran into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept it until I had looked everywhere, and finally, I was so tired I just collapsed with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you could not see it in the freezer — we'd both still alive.
oh that's great! I was laughing there!
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Ladies Gold One Button Pendant Talking Watch with Gold Chain
$39.95 Great for the Blind and Low Vision, this stylish Ladies Tel - Time Gold Colored Analog Pendant Talking Watch has a time announcement only with a clear, male voice without Alarm. Golden case with a golden dial, black (1 - 12) numbers and 28" golden chain. Batteries included. Size of dial: 1-1/4" diameter. #702262.... |
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Ladies' 4 Alarm Modern Talking Watch , Pearl Pink
$15.45 We love this talking watch for its elegant rose face and pearl band. Its extra-large digital numbers are easy on the eyes, and it speaks the time and four alarms in a clear voice.... |
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Ladies' New Age 4 Alarm Talking Watch Pearl Pink
$19.95 This talking watch has a modern look with feminine details. We love its graceful shape and pretty rose and pearl colors, but this talking watch is functional, too! Its extra-large digital numbers are easy on the eyes, and it speaks the time in a clear voice. Four alarms for multiple reminders and special alerts. The band and case are made of plastic.... |
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Lady's Two Tone Talking Watch with White Face, Expansion Band
$39.95 For those of that wear both gold and silver jewelry, this two-tone gold and silver talking watch will coordinate with any outfit. A clear female voice speaks the time, optional hourly announcement and has a choice of three alarm sounds: cuckoo, beeps or a rooster crow. The classic watch face has high-contrast black numbers on a white background with bold black hands. Face measures .88 of an inch.... |
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Batteries for the Ladies Tel-Time Analog Talking Watch
$2.95 This convenient set of batteries has been put together especially for our ladies talking analog watches by Tel-Time. With each purchase, youll receive one small SR621 battery for the watch itself and another CR2016 for the watchs talking feature. Dont wait until your watch runs down get yours today!... |