talking alarm clocks

which of these CRAZY AND RIDICULOUS IDEAS do you LIKE/ DISLIKE the most?
(yes i know, major freaking issues.lol)
GI JOE: pacifist edition
(he’s tired of fighting and just wants to go home)
new for men: HANES anti skid mark underwear
trash talking alarm clock
(”HEY!! GET YOUR LAZY FAT *** UP!!!”)
the beer pill
(why drink it when you can pop it?)
George W. Bush English class
Bill Clinton cigar collection
(lord knows where they’ve been)
new reality show from FOX: the Hells Angels in Beverly Hillls
Rosie O’Donnell mental and physical fitness center
dead beat dad boot camp
here’s his drill instructor…
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/gunnery-sergeant-hartman-pointing.jpg
from McDonalds: the coronary quadruple bypass suicide burger.
http://supersmallgallery.com/London/burger.jpg
G.I. Joe—not really
Hanes—Really really really really really good idea!
trash talking alarm—I need one really badly
beer pill–don’t we have something pretty similar already, lol
GWB class: for him? definitely
to lurn him’s kinda tawkin’? Oh God save us all
BC’s cigars–uh, no…would YOU smoke them? Wait! You
could give them to everybody you hate! So
maybe
New reality show: NO we’ve got way too many as is
Rosie center: Hey, I’m messed up enough on my own w/o
paying for it!
dead beat boot camp: Amazing idea!!!! Loving it (and I
don’t even have kids!
burger: (omg was that real?) I thought they were all suicide
burgers til I saw that….um, no thank you
Apple Desktop Talking Alarm Clock Thermometer
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American Innovative Teach Me Time Talking Alarm Clock and Nightlight
American Innovative was founded to pursue the development of innovative new products that should exist, but don't. "Products that make sense" is our motto and the execution of this philosophy can be seen throughout the company's product line. Teach me Time! is the educational bedside clock that advances as your child grows. From ages 3-5 Teach me Time!'s color-changing nightlight teaches kids to s... |
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Moshi Elite Speak n Set Voice Activated Desk Clock (AC/DC)
$39.95 Sure, there are other talking clocks out there. The Moshi Voice Control (VC) Alarm Clock, however, is not a talking clock. The Moshi VC Alarm Clock is the first 'listening clock' that allows you set the time and alarm by your voice alone. With the Moshi Voice Control (VC) Alarm Clock, you can ask for the time while getting ready in the bathroom, set the alarm or turn off the alarm without moving... |
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Barbie Hour Garden Talking Alarm Clock with AM/FM Radio and Nightlight
$19.95 Flower petal nightlight with on/off switchAM/FM clock radio with flower snooze buttonSnooze/repeat alarm.6" red LED digital displayWake to radio or "Barbie " phrasesDC back-up in case of power loss... |
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Datexx Talking Clock and LED Flashlight - LED45
$12.99 This unique talking clock will light up automatically when you pick it up. Simply touch the top cap and you will hear the time and temperature. If that weren't enough, it's also a handy flashlight for emergencies, or just for those late night wanderings. Pick it up , it will light up automatically. Put it down ,it is off .Works like your refrigerator door. Never have to worry about changing batt... |
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MedCenter Monthly Medication System with Reminder Alarm
$60.99 Doctors & Pharmacists agree that taking medications on a set schedule is crucial for managing your health. With the Med Center System, taking your medications on schedule, everyday becomes a party of your daily routine. HOW DOES IT WORK? Set up to 4 Daily Alarms to alert you when your medication is due. A repeating friendly reminder notifies you of the time, the date and which daily dose to take. ... |
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Medcenter Talking Alarm Clock & Medication Reminder
$26.30 MedCenter Talking Alarm Clock The "Take Your Pills" Talking Alarm Clock alerts users when it's time to take their medication with a friendly female voice up to 4 times daily. Features: Talking Alarm alerts users when it's time to take their medication Alarm sounds periodically until special 'alarm acknowledged' button is pressed Loud and Extra Loud sound settings ensure the alarm is heard ... |
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Compact Talking Timer & Clock
$14.00 This pint size talking timer has a clear female voice that announces the time for you, or acts as a timer to countdown the time left.... |
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American Innovative Teach Me Time! Talking Alarm Clock and Nightlight
$37.95 American Innovative was founded to pursue the development of innovative new products that should exist, but don't. "Products that make sense" is our motto and the execution of this philosophy can be seen throughout the company's product line. Teach me Time! is the educational bedside clock that advances as your child grows. From ages 3-5 Teach me Time!'s color-changing nightlight teaches kids to s... |
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Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinosaur Talking Alarm Clock
$17.95 Wake up to the "ROAR" of the T-Rex Dinosaur with this alarm clock! Each clock requires 3 AA batteries, that are included.... |
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Monkey Talking Clock
$17.95 The Monkey Talking Alarm Clock from Streamline is the colorful alarm clock with a monkey face on the clock face that makes an "eeeee-e-eeeee" noise to wake kids up! Clock measures 7" tall with a 4" diameter face. Batteries included.... |